Mexico Elbow.

My dad hurt his elbow in Mexico. He was sawing, and carrying heavy things, and mixing cement and ever since we got back his elbow has been hurting.
I think he's getting old. I don't like that at all. My dad isn't supposed to get old until I move out.
Greg Pense is going to usher this Sunday. That lady at my church would know that if she checked her email every once in a while.

My Little Sister

She just got home! And she is making a lot of noise. And now my dad is too.
One time I went ice skating and this girl I was with fell and someone skated over her fingers.
The skates sliced right through herfingers. It was disgusting. And sad. And it looked very painful.
I haven't been ice skating since.

Red

There is a red marker sitting in front of me. I don't like it. It doesn't work very well.

"Murder She Wrote!" My grandma loves that show! She makes me watch it when I come over. We also watch "Jeopardy" and...... what ever else she wants to watch. I love my grandma, but I do not love her taste in TV shows.

June 14th

Bruce was the shark in "Finding Nemo." He is also my granddad. And my cousin. He is graduating on Sunday from Cal Poly San Luis Obispo. He will be 24 on the 20th.

So this lady from my church called and left a message for my dad about how we were supposed to usher but we're going to be out of town and she called another guy in the church to usher but he says he's suppoosed to be out of town and what should she do? She doesn't know how to usher! I don't know what my dad is supposed to do about it. I think she can figure it out. It is one of the easiest responsibilities you could ever have.

Clean Your Room!

My room is very messy now-a-days.
I haven't cleaned it in two months. It's crazy! I'm going to clean it next Monday. I hate it when I don't clean my room! And the worst part is that it is my own fault. Oh, well. I have a lot of cleaning to do.

She's Mine!

I don'tknow what I am saying anymore.
My little sis doesn't want to go to football camp, but she does want to to flag football again.
Oh dear.
When she first started out, she didn't even pay attention to the game she was in. When She wasn't in, she would just sit on the sidelines and pick at the grass. She has changed now.

You

You have been rubbed completely shiny.
Did you know that? I certainly did.
If I could figure out a way to stick my tongue out at you with out making an annoying computer face thing, I would. I feeling like acting like a 5 year old today.

Oh, Snarf

"Welcome to Iceland
There is no sunlight
You are on fire
A demon eats your face
Come to Iceland
Give us your eyes!"

I loved SNL's protrayal of Bjork. Although i love her, she is a bit cracked.

Oh oh oh.

Oh! Guess what!
Nothing.
I am running out of things to say.
Oh, snarf.
Iceland makes most of it's money through fishing, dragons, and screaming.

So's You're Mother Trebek.

My dad is always thinking aout nothing.
Except when he is thinking about coupons and reminding us that we have one day left of school, as if we weren't already obsessed with that fact.

Silver and Gold

Fragments from flooded trophy rooms. But really, I want to go work on that project and he is getting in my way. I-O-I-o-S-s-B.
Nonsense words!
Hoda Kotb. That's a name, but crazy Kathie Lee thinks it's a nonsense word.
She's nuts. Kathie Lee, I mean.
Hoda Kotb seems pretty normal.

Dream

Of the places that we've been, Wonderland was my favorite.
Even though my little finger is still healing.
That's enough.
Exept for the part whwere I still had important things to say, and you aren't a part of this conversation, and I wasn't talking to you, and are you leaving yet? Because it seems like you should.

Satellites

"These Satellites don't care for subtle moves
As we push through knee-high waste seafood"

You are either a maze or a myth, but either way I officially am against that cause. Psshhh!
Like I'd ever commit to a crazy woman like that!

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I think that by the time I actually am able to get the paint off me hands, there'll be no hands left!
Really, though, it hurts! It's like I am scrubbing all my skin off! That's gross, but that's what it feels like!
"Fade back into the wall paper
And think about what you've done to her"

Come on Youth!

Youth Gaines
hooligans
whippersnappers
kids
children
juvenile delinquents
youth group
"Don't give in, like the very last bowling pin.
Do you love to regret
Or forgive and forget?
If you're gonna forgive at all, cold is comfort, and comfort is cold."

Thanks, Jimmy.

Obama came on the Colbert Report via video and ordered a U.S. general to shave Colbert's head.
He also made fun of his own ears!
McCain had a video for them and it was not as entertaining, or interesting.
I like bell peppers. They are probably ythe best vegetable known to man.
Actually, they are for sure.

Spray Paint

It never comes off! I need to use acetone to get it off my hands, and I accidentally got some on the front walk to my house, and I am having the worst time trying to clean it up.
Oh, now the dog is going to go crazy.

Pretty Eyes

She has very pretty eyes. Yes you are wearing pajamas.
Greg Proops from "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" is on a children's show.
Not only was he the voice of Bob the Builder, but he is now on that Nickelodeon show about that girl that is the VP of some magazine.

NOW!

It's 5:30 pm. What to do?
How about catch up on my blogs!
Yay! Sounds good. So, that girl is not the nicest thing in the world.
CODE YELLOW! Conference room! NOW!

Global Warming

I think Deshanique and I were just major contributors to global warming.
We just used almost an entire can of green spray paint on something for Mr. Thompson.
And by "green" I don't mean "let's save the world from destruction that we have only ourselveas to blame for," I mean the color. Whoops.